What does 1 1/2 feet of snow, 30 mile per hour winds and a school-free Chloe add up to? HOMEMADE OREO TIME. Yes. I confess that I may have gotten a little swept up with the crowd on this one. I mean, who can say no to a good oreo? Hmmm. That should be their new slogan–I’ve always thought that it might be a little legally incorrect to proclaim your product as “Milk’s Favorite Cookie.” Have they ever asked the milk? Injustice I tell you.
Anyway, I, too, love a good chocolate sandwich cookie. This is in no way my first experience with trying to make them. Years back, I had a scarring afternoon with a chocolate sandwich cookie that turned out much too whoopie-pie like. To say the least, I’ve stayed away from the idea for a while now. But when I saw that the blogs were abuzz at about a certain Smitten Kitten’s recipe, I felt it only my duty as an American to try it out too. The dough was incredibly simple and I felt pretty confident going in. Shaking my shoulders out, my eyes whipped back and forth between the lump of dark brown-almost black dough and the parchment lined tray. How to make them crispy? I decided to go for the oh-so-classic roll into a ball and then flatten it out as much as possible method. My brain cringed at the thought of another oversized, soft, overly-sweet filled cookie sandwich. But, I battled on, taking extra time to pound those tiny lumps of dough until impossibly thin and finally I wisked them away to my preheated oven, silently daring them to come out puffy and experience my wrath. After a strict eight and a half minutes, turning once and hyperventilating twice, out they came. In a split second, I grabbed those cookies and threw them on the rack. Crispy, crispy, cripsy I chanted. And oh they were. Crisp, chocolately, and begging for some white, fluffy icing to tie them all together.
I have to admit that I’m really not a homemade icing fan. I know, I know, you’re all cringing out there, but I have to confess that I sort of have a thing for the cans of shortening and sugar icings from my childhood. They just taste so good. You can’t deny me that much. But, this paragraph is not just for griping or to tell you that I took the wimpy way out and cracked open our old Betty Crocker, because I think these chocolate spheres of love deserve more than that. I really don’t like that classic, super-sweet, super-buttery, tried and true vanilla buttercream recipe. It’s good…for the first bite. But then it just becomes sooo sweet and sooo buttery and I just find the cake getting lost in the sauce. On the other hand, I love 7-minute, marshmallowy frostings. They’re a cinch, and just all around incredible. But there always seems to be something missing, a note of complexity absent. So I set out for the first time to create a frosting to stand up to those cripsy, crunchy gourmet Oreo cookies. After all, isn’t the oreo all about the filling?
Warning: I’m not one to go halfway on things, so as this recipe does take longer than a normal buttercream, I really do think it’s worth it.
I began my quest with a half-batch of classic 7 minute icing. After all, how can you beat  7 minutes?  Then, I set that aside and whipped 1/3 of a stick of butter with some powdered sugar and vanilla, the traditional buttercream base. Then, I folded the 7 minute goodness into the overly sweet and dense buttercream. A few minutes of whipping and an extra splash of Madagascar vanilla and I was in heaven. Light, marshmallowy yet buttery and sweet, this icing was just what I was looking for. The only problem with this icing was its slightly loose texture. Normally, Oreos have a stiff, piped filling, but I decided to go ahead and dollop a spoon of my icing into the center of a cookie and top it off with another corresponding hat anyway. After 20 minutes a bit of firming up, I was there. Homemade Oreos, you no longer defeat me.